Top 10 Worst Music Videos: 6-1

6. Baltimora - Tarzan Boy (1985)
Woww! Ease up on the eyeshadow, dude. And the same goes for smack.
Bonestructure isn't everything you know!




5. David Zed - Robot (1980)
His name seems to come straight from your run-of-the-mill 19th century sideshow. Appearently 'sad' translates into 'zed' in downtown Italy / Moldavia / Tzadjikistan. Be sure you've made it to the toilet before the robot starts eating!




4. Kano - It's a war (1981)
Cool song, cheerful people and strange but athletic dancemoves, what's the catch here? Well, the catch is that Kano (who ISN'T even in the video) got himself listed by letting his golden clad counterpart do 'his thang'. He slithers all over two unsuspecting girls and nearly chokes them with the one-eyed snake!




3. The Surfers - Windsurfing (1979)
All the way from Holland: The Surfers. It's a miracle the sport survived this.
The reasons for the fake moustache and beard we leave with the viewers' imagination.




2. Rockets - Galactica (1980)
2nd place. This must be something good, right? Posing in rocketsuits will get you a high rating any day. And as we have seen, a mental condition will only add to that! Whatever drugs this guy was using, we're pretty sure they're A-listed now.




1. Fancy - Bolero (1985)
Voila, le 'piece de resistance'!
The choice for no.1 wasn't hard, as this feeble attempt to exploit some dracula-extra's will show. Geriatric gas station attendants as background dancers; portraits of the leadsinger; the black and red scenery....we're in hell !! And see, who has come to recieve us!
As one viewer put it:
"The song is ok, but the video MIGHT SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!"